I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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