People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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