i don't like sucking hair
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
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were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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