haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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