i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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