I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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