love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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