i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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