if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
