Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize