bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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