It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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