oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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