As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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