if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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