Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
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i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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