Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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