She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I love you. Go after that dick
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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