it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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