I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She announced her abortion via fbk
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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