carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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