I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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