Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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