I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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