the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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