Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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