All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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