Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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