girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
All I want is dick and wine.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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