break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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