i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
