Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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