ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You have to summon your inner elephant
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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