Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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