So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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