Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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