Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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