Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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