Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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