It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i need some magic done to my vagina
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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