Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Randomize