Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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