Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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