so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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