is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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