No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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