One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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