Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...