i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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