i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Are we still banned from the library?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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