four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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